I eat a lot of frozen stuff. It’s usually pretty bad. I mean, the pictures are always so awesome, you know? It’s like, hell yeah I’m stoked for this lasagna, and then you nuke it and the cheese gets all scabby on top, and it’s like, you’re eating a scab. What’s that about? It’s like, yo, whatever happened to truth in advertising, you know? — Jesse breaks awkward bread on tonight’s Breaking Bad (via kateoplis)
Brooke took this picture on Friday, after which most things in my life went totally, totally wrong.* Most things are still totally, totally wrong, but I have really awesome friends, so there’s that.
(Source: cait-hickey, via petite-conne)
Real Human Bean.